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co-pilots: james buchanan “bucky” barnes and steve rogers. 

jaeger name: howling commando.

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my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you
Apr 16,2014
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how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education


what the fuck

Apr 16,2014
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"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]

Apr 16,2014
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modern day icarus with burns on his back and full of bitterness and throws out cynicism but sometimes he just looks at the sun like it’s the best thing in the world  (◡‿◡✿)


Apr 16,2014
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top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

Apr 16,2014
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baby i’m gonna leave you drowning until you reach for my hand

don’t look at me this is one hundred percent brodinsons's fault

Apr 16,2014
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♥ smitten kitten ian gallagher making it totally not obvious at all that he thinks his lil thug boyfriend is the cutest thing he’s ever seen 

(((i was gonna add a definition of the word smitten but it turns out ian’s face above is the definition so)))
Apr 16,2014
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It’s been six years since Partners in Crime first aired (05.04.2008)

Apr 16,2014
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do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’

#some people i follow like to start their tags w capital letters and i’m like hey sonny calm down what’re you running for president

Apr 16,2014
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tagged #cackling #oh my god


steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

Apr 16,2014
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tagged #SHIT #cackling


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it